I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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