I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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