i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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