i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I just cut my nipple shaving
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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