Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
So I just went to clothing optional bar
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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