so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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