In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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