Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
