No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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