I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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