WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Porn is love you can see.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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