Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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