did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Randomize
