oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
tell me about the fingering
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