Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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