great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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