After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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