at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
If I had your ass I would rule the world
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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