Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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