He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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