I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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