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in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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