lets start a swedish sibling band together
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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