I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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