sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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