i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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