I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She even gives head with a lisp.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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