Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Found your dick twin last night
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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