My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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