he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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