When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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