you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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