just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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