Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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