We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
wow bdsm is so cute
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