Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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