we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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