What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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