let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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