Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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