Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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