I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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