I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
