in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
