So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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