he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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