can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You need a sexual gate keeper
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
last night I used snow as a chaser
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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