i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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