Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
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