I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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