he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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