I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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