Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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