Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I want to be your penis for a week.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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