I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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