He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
grandma shit on top of the toilet
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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