Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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